{"id":915,"date":"2025-11-27T21:19:54","date_gmt":"2025-11-27T21:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sterlingcooper.info\/blog\/?p=915"},"modified":"2025-11-27T21:20:54","modified_gmt":"2025-11-27T21:20:54","slug":"color-coded-woke-new-england-areas-and-bonus-for-new-york-and-chicago-enjoy-the-hilarity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sterlingcooper.info\/blog\/color-coded-woke-new-england-areas-and-bonus-for-new-york-and-chicago-enjoy-the-hilarity\/","title":{"rendered":"COLOR CODED WOKE NEW ENGLAND AREAS AND BONUS FOR NEW YORK, CLEVELAND AND CHICAGO ENJOY THE HILARITY"},"content":{"rendered":"<article class=\"mb-5 bg-white shadow-default\">\n<header>\n<h1 class=\"text-black m-0 mb-4 text-5xl font-normal letter tracking-[-0.33px] uppercase py-2 px-[18px] !text-xl !font-bold tracking-[-0.1px] !m-0 !normal-case md:!text-[32px] md:!leading-10\">This Color Coded Map Describing Different Parts Of Massachusetts Is So Spot-On It Hurts. BONUS &#8211; Hoodmaps Breakdowns Of NYC, Chicago, and Cleveland<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex flex-col items-start justify-between py-2 px-[18px] border-transparent border-b border-solid  lg:flex-row lg:items-center border-b border-b-[#D8D8D8]\">\n<div class=\"storyMeta__left\">\n<div class=\"flex items-center mb-2 lg:mb-0 group cursor-pointer\">\n<div class=\"relative size-8 mr-2 md:size-10 md:mr-3 rounded-full overflow-hidden\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"w-full h-full aspect-square\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=3840&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 32px, 40px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=16&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 16w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=32&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 32w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=48&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 48w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=64&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 64w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=96&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 96w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=128&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 128w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=256&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 256w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=384&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 384w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=640&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=750&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=828&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=1080&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=1200&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=1920&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=2048&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/content\/2025\/04\/14\/ca62e5e5.viral-ugc-thumbnail?width=3840&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;format=pjpg 3840w\" alt=\"Dante\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" data-nimg=\"1\" \/><span class=\"text-black text-[#333] text-xs font-medium leading-[15px] group-hover:underline md:text-sm md:leading-[18px]\">te<\/span><span class=\"text-black  text-[#757575] text-xs italic leading-[15px] tracking-[0.1px] md:text-sm  md:leading-[18px]\">11\/26\/2025 5:15 PM<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"storyMeta__right\">\n<div class=\"flex items-center gap-x-[5px]\"><a id=\"gtm--scroll-to-comments\" class=\"bg-[#222222] flex gap-x-2 items-center h-8 rounded-[20px] px-3\" href=\"https:\/\/www.barstoolsports.com\/blog\/3558078\/this-color-coded-map-describing-different-parts-of-massachusetts-is-so-spot-on#comments\"><span class=\"text-white  text-base font-semibold\">53<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<div class=\"story__content p-4 md:px-8\">\n<div class=\"relative\">\n<div id=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DanteTheDon\/status\/1993427933617349039?utm_source=barstoolsports&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=blog&amp;utm_term=63538_0_this-color-coded-map-describing-different-parts-of-massachusetts-is-so-spot-on-it-hurts.-bonus-hoodmaps-breakdowns-of-nyc-chicago-and-cleveland&amp;utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63538_0_this-color-coded-map-describing-different-parts-of-massachusetts-is-so-spot-on-it-hurts.-bonus-hoodmaps-breakdowns-of-nyc-chicago-and-cleveland\" class=\"block max-w-full h-auto mx-auto mt-0 mb-[15px] text-center max-[400px]:!min-h-0\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>This thing right here is a masterpiece.<\/p>\n<p>Most maps care about roads and rivers. This one cares about shit you mutter to yourself in the car when you miss your exit.<\/p>\n<p>It is not about counties, its about stereotypes. Which, in New England, count as official documentation and are basically legally binding.<\/p>\n<p>This has been making the rounds of Masshole twitter the last 48 hours, and honestly, whoever doctored up these captions hit it out of the park. Let&#8217;s take a lap around the good old Bay State, giving the most honest tour of New England ever.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The North\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.22.11-PM.82cc38c7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"vF6UBm5iOHMEuCMJVR9376py\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"h-[600px] pt-6 pb-10 px-[18px] md:h-[900px]\">\n<div class=\"sticky top-0 pt-4\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"bg-[#222222] p-[5px] md:p-[10px] flex justify-center items-center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"w-auto !h-[16px] md:!h-[24px] !ml-0 !mt-0 !mb-0 !mr-[5px] md:!mr-[10px]\" src=\"https:\/\/www.barstoolsports.com\/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 16px, 24px\" srcset=\"\/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 16w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 32w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 48w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 64w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 96w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 128w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 256w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 384w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 640w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 750w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 828w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 1080w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 1200w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 1920w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 2048w, \/static\/images\/stool-logo-color.png 3840w\" alt=\"stool-and-stars\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\" data-nimg=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"text-white  uppercase font-display font-normal text-sm md:text-xl m-0 tracking-wider leading-none\">Featured on Barstool<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"jsx-8fde0b1a85b5e9d4 video-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"jsx-8fde0b1a85b5e9d4\" data-vjs-player=\"true\">\n<div class=\"jsx-8fde0b1a85b5e9d4\"><video id=\"vjs_video_3_html5_api\" class=\"vjs-tech\" tabindex=\"-1\" src=\"blob:https:\/\/www.barstoolsports.com\/3c3f1e45-c701-44c0-9477-cbe37adfc8a5\" preload=\"none\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" muted=\"muted\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/video><\/p>\n<div class=\"vjs-text-track-display\" translate=\"yes\" aria-live=\"off\" aria-atomic=\"true\">\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Cows<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Way up top above Western Mass, what some might call Vermont you got &#8220;Cows&#8221;. That is the whole shabang. No Starbucks. No sidewalks. Just barns, mud, and kids in Carhartt who can fix tractors with duct tape and a YouTube video.<\/p>\n<p><em>Gay hippies<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"802\" \/>Slide east a little and you hit &#8220;Gay hippies&#8221;. This is the UVM heartland. It is basically Ben &amp; Jerry\u2019s in human form. Subarus with every cause imaginable on the bumper, flannels, pronouns in the bio, and thirty different kinds of hummus in the fridge.<\/p>\n<p><em>Pumpkins and anarchists<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1033\" \/>Head east in New Hampshire and we are in the land of &#8220;Pumpkins and anarchists&#8221;. Around these parts it is permanently October.<\/p>\n<p>Every porch has a carved gourd, and every town meeting has one guy screaming about zoning laws while sipping small-batch cider out of a mason jar. It&#8217;s quaint but the people here never let you forget their license plates say &#8220;Live Free or DIE&#8221; on them for a reason.<\/p>\n<p><em>Republican refugee zone<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1273\" \/>Then it flips hard into the &#8220;Republican refugee zone&#8221;. That is where people go when they want zero taxes, six ATVs, and a Facebook page where they post nothing but Constitution and founding father memes while lounging in a hot tub.<\/p>\n<p><em>Tax-free shopping<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1483\" \/>Right below that is &#8220;Tax-free shopping&#8221;-ville. This is the pilgrimage site. Here they legit have liquor warehouses the size of Gillette, and outlet malls packed with Mass plates flying over the border to save eight dollars on a flatscreen.<\/p>\n<p><em>Vacation &amp; Lobstahs<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"1707\" \/>Off the coast, you get &#8220;Vacation &amp; Lobstahs&#8221;. Maine. If you&#8217;re lucky and they got it like that, your parents rent a cottage, you fall in love with one lobster roll that costs your entire allowance, and the whole town closes down at like 8 p.m. And don&#8217;t let Hampton Beach fool you.<\/p>\n<p><em>Beaches with killer flies<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"1953\" data-end=\"1956\" \/>That little red strip is &#8220;Beaches with killer flies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It looks absolutely <em>gorgeous<\/em> in photos. But in real life you are being physically attacked by insects that I swear are actually attracted to Off bug repellant.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Western Edge<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.33.40-PM.9d223475.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"U8JSVOrRH2MCY35QJI6LwqBU\" \/><em>Definitely NOT New England<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"2220\" data-end=\"2223\" \/>To the west, you have &#8220;Definitely NOT New England.&#8221; Upstate New York. Everyone that lives there owns three Adirondacks hoodies and will fistfight you if you suggest they really shouldn&#8217;t be Yankees fans because they&#8217;re technically closer to Boston and Toronto than they are NYC.<\/p>\n<p><em>Cultured Hill-Folk<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"2446\" data-end=\"2449\" \/>Cross the border into western Massachusetts and you are in the land of the &#8220;Cultured Hill-Folk&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>AKA the Berkshires.<\/p>\n<p>Rich city people LARPing as rugged mountain folk between trips to Tanglewood and farm-to-table brunch. A really special place.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.38.17-PM.276c29c9.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"FGwnxcg36vGSypIfJ3X8fUD6\" \/><em>Hippie farmers<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"2639\" data-end=\"2642\" \/>Next patch west we reach the &#8220;Hippie farmers&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>They farm everything. Kale, weed, and lengthy explanations. While driving through here, be forewarned that if you stop at a roadside stand to buy eggs, you will somehow leave with a TED Talk on Monsanto.<\/p>\n<div class=\"bs-articleAd\">\n<div class=\"relative w-full flex flex-col items-center text-center\">\n<div class=\"w-full h-full z-[2] relative max-w-[300px] min-h-[250px]\">\n<div class=\"htlAd htlad-in-article\" data-unit=\"\/Barstool-Sports-Web\/content\" data-targeting=\"{&quot;0&quot;:&quot;{&quot;,&quot;1&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;2&quot;:&quot;n&quot;,&quot;3&quot;:&quot;u&quot;,&quot;4&quot;:&quot;m&quot;,&quot;5&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;6&quot;:&quot;:&quot;,&quot;7&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;8&quot;:&quot;1&quot;,&quot;9&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;10&quot;:&quot;}&quot;,&quot;div&quot;:&quot;in-article&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Hippie students<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"2803\" data-end=\"2806\" \/>Below that is &#8220;Hippie students.&#8221; UMass, Amherst, Northampton. Every third person living here is in a band and a co-op and some non-traditional relationship structure. Book it. The entire local economy is comprised of thrift stores, burritos, and vape cartridges.<\/p>\n<p><em>Blight &amp; Basketball<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"3046\" data-end=\"3049\" \/>Head south from Umass and you get nothing but &#8220;Blight &amp; Basketball.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Springfield.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly the saddest place I&#8217;ve personally ever been. Respectfully speaking of course.<\/p>\n<p>This is (somehow) home of the Basketball Hall of Fame and has way more Dunkins than functioning traffic lights. You come here once for a school field trip and once to buy a sketchy used car off craigslist and then hopefully never again.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.44.27-PM.bc4dd738.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"DlBd2Hwt4soCASVGKR2sPsiB\" \/><em>Annexed Territory of the Evil Empire<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Farther south is &#8220;Annexed Territory of the Evil Empire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yankee land. Technically New England, but spiritually this is the visitors dugout at Fenway. YES Network is the default here. NESN is not available.<\/p>\n<p><em>Hell<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Under that, with the arrow, is Hell. AKA New York City. Amazing food, elite nightlife, plus traffic, crime, and prices that will make you question every life choice you have ever made.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Central Mass<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.49.04-PM.55a45c86.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"eTIJfN4DQMTFqVfc0iOWA8Ev\" \/><em>THERE BE DRAGONS HERE<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"3753\" data-end=\"3756\" \/>Right in the middle of Massachusetts, there is apparently a map just says &#8220;THERE BE DRAGONS HERE&#8221;. That is is cute and the person who made this map made me chuckle with that one. My take is that that is just a polite way of saying, \u201c<em>No one outside 495 can name a single town in this area.\u201d<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Snow and long commutes (oh yeah and Worcester)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"3993\" data-end=\"3996\" \/>Next to that is &#8220;Snow and long commutes (oh yeah and Worcester).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That is where you spend half your life shoveling and the other half parked on the Pike wondering why you have not moved to literally anywhere else. Worcester gets tossed in like an afterthought, which is exactly how the state treats it. Personally, I would have gone with Timberlands, Polo hats, DUIs, and heroine, but that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Suburban Ring<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.53.39-PM.d8ba5fa7.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"8I4WUEjuzzzaBX6wqxaWy2cW\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"bs-articleAd\">\n<div class=\"relative w-full flex flex-col items-center text-center\">\n<div class=\"w-full h-full z-[2] relative max-w-[300px] min-h-[250px]\">\n<div class=\"htlAd htlad-in-article\" data-unit=\"\/Barstool-Sports-Web\/content\" data-targeting=\"{&quot;0&quot;:&quot;{&quot;,&quot;1&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;2&quot;:&quot;n&quot;,&quot;3&quot;:&quot;u&quot;,&quot;4&quot;:&quot;m&quot;,&quot;5&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;6&quot;:&quot;:&quot;,&quot;7&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;8&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;9&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;10&quot;:&quot;}&quot;,&quot;div&quot;:&quot;in-article&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Leafy, Liberal, and Loaded<\/em><\/p>\n<p>To the east is &#8220;Leafy, Liberal, and Loaded.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Every single driveway without fail has a Volvo or Tesla parked in it, every yard has a rainbow or BLM sign, and every dad has a LinkedIn headline longer than the Old Testament.<\/p>\n<p><em>Mill Towns &amp; Methadone<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"4591\" data-end=\"4594\" \/>Up north is &#8220;Mill Towns &amp; Methadone.&#8221; The dozens and dozens of red brick factories scattered in every town here used to power the Industrial Revolution. Now they are half loft apartments with Edison bulbs and half settings for your cousin\u2019s relapse story. And the women resemble the sisters in <em>The Fighter.<\/em> It&#8217;s uncanny.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.56.53-PM.eb525b23.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"MoeD5O1vvs2OgznX7qusoawr\" \/><strong>Boston And Friends<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-3.58.15-PM.c13187e2.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"dcEabPeLxBpYcQPutP2jtd0k\" \/><em>Townies &amp; Immigrants<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"4881\" data-end=\"4884\" \/>Around the harbor you hit what is essentially Plymouth Rock for &#8220;Townies &amp; Immigrants&#8221;. We&#8217;re talkin triple-deckers, laundry on porches, and every grandmother lives on a block with four official languages and eight pizza spots. (And they&#8217;re all named &#8220;<em>something\u00a0<\/em>House Of Pizza&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Every bar has a framed picture of someone\u2019s cousin who &#8220;almost&#8221; made the Bruins.<\/p>\n<p><em>Commies<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"5142\" data-end=\"5145\" \/>Cross the river and you are in The People&#8217;s Republic of Cambridge, aka &#8220;Commies&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>This is Cambridge and Somerville. Home to elite educational institutions and people who pay four grand a month to share a house with six roommates and then spend their free time arguing about bus lanes on Twitter. Special place.<\/p>\n<p><em>The Hub of the Universe<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"5367\" data-end=\"5370\" \/>At the center of everything, <em>literally<\/em>, the little red speck, is &#8220;The Hub of the Universe&#8221;. That is downtown Boston baby.<\/p>\n<p>Six streets, all one way, and not one going where you need.<\/p>\n<p>Ask anyone from there, and you would think they invented democracy and seafood. The most overly self-confident people you will ever encounter.<\/p>\n<p><strong>North Shore<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.04.05-PM.22406a74.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"4p6ObxCz03uGNp54V3VWt3gp\" \/><em>Witches, fishermen, and quaint-ass towns<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"5690\" data-end=\"5693\" \/>Up in the northeast, along the north shore you have Witches, Fishermen, and quaint-ass towns. We&#8217;re talkling Salem, Gloucester, Rockport. Half tourists filming witch TikToks, half people who have been on boats since age nine and hate your fucking rental car and tourist ass being in their town.<\/p>\n<div class=\"bs-articleAd\">\n<div class=\"relative w-full flex flex-col items-center text-center\">\n<div class=\"w-full h-full z-[2] relative max-w-[300px] min-h-[250px]\">\n<div class=\"htlAd htlad-in-article\" data-unit=\"\/Barstool-Sports-Web\/content\" data-targeting=\"{&quot;0&quot;:&quot;{&quot;,&quot;1&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;2&quot;:&quot;n&quot;,&quot;3&quot;:&quot;u&quot;,&quot;4&quot;:&quot;m&quot;,&quot;5&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;6&quot;:&quot;:&quot;,&quot;7&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;8&quot;:&quot;3&quot;,&quot;9&quot;:&quot;\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;10&quot;:&quot;}&quot;,&quot;div&quot;:&quot;in-article&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>(Sidebar- if I had one bone to pick with this map maker, it would be how do you leave &#8220;roast beef sandwiches&#8221; off the Northshore? They practically invented the damn thing.)<\/p>\n<p><em>The South And Southeast<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.07.48-PM.d90937c5.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"5wthnnmrZjjraO3k3mmpIStc\" \/><em>Gillette Stadium<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"5994\" data-end=\"5997\" \/>Head south of Boston and there is a giant blue blob labeled &#8220;Gillette Stadium.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Foxboro, Walpole, Sharon, Route 1, whatever. It all merges into one massive parking lot where people grill in a snowstorm to watch the Pats play for 3 hours so they can get back in their cars and wait 5 hours to get out of the parking lot.<\/p>\n<p><em>Irish Riviera(r)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Slide east from there and you&#8217;re into the &#8220;Irish Riviera(r).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>South Shore beaches where every other family name starts with O\u2019. The bars pour Guinness year round, and half the town migrates to Florida from January to March like pale Catholic geese.<\/p>\n<p><em>Cranberry Bogs<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"6481\" data-end=\"6484\" \/>Below that is &#8220;Cranberry Bogs&#8221;. Depending on the month, you either get beautiful Hallmark scenery or the most depressing stretch of Route 28 you have ever white-knuckled through. No in between.<\/p>\n<p><em>West Portugal<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hugging the coast here you hit &#8220;West Portugal.&#8221; Here is the land of John Feitelberg- New Bedford and Fall River.<\/p>\n<p>Unreal Portuguese food, Ronaldo jerseys hanging in every bar. If the Brazilian mafia is a thing, this is their base.<\/p>\n<p><em>Rotaries &amp; Traffic jams<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"6905\" data-end=\"6908\" \/>Then you smash into &#8220;Rotaries &amp; Traffic jams&#8221;. Braintree, Weymouth, all the ramps where civil engineers just gave up. You&#8217;ve never seen anything more chaotic in your life. Don&#8217;t even bother attempting to drive without pissing somebody else off. It&#8217;s impossible.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Connecticut And Rhode Island<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.23.10-PM.f1b8f530.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"wtiF0yhzn0wygJgteYaSZdfm\" \/><em>Questionably New England<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"7189\" data-end=\"7192\" \/>Western Connecticut is &#8220;Questionably New England&#8221; according to this map. Yes, I agree, it looks like New York, claims New England, and basically lives at Target. These people make me sick. They will wear a Yankees hat on Saturday, and then a Pats jersey on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p><em>Pretty New England<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"7339\" data-end=\"7342\" \/>Eastern Connecticut is &#8220;Pretty New England.&#8221; Which is fair. Here you have covered bridges, and farm stands as far as the eye can see. And parents who still send handwritten Christmas cards with a family newsletter no one asked for. (&#8220;<em>What&#8217;s your mailing address?&#8221;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>People who talk weirder and drive worse than us<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"7565\" data-end=\"7568\" \/><\/em>Then you hit Rhode Island, aka Rhody- formally titled &#8220;People who talk weirder and drive worse than us&#8221;. I love this one so much. The artist couldn&#8217;t have been more correct. Been saying it my whole life. Bostonians get made the most fun of, but the Rhode Island accent sounds like Boston and Long Island got in a bar fight. It&#8217;s wild.<\/p>\n<p>(Sidebar- Every on-ramp is a fight for life. And I&#8217;m pretty sure newborn infants come out of the womb with a Pall Mall in their fingers asking for a light)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cape &amp; Islands<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-4.28.54-PM.a6c8ddd6.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"j8T9K740pdeeu7oQXrEzhTL2\" \/><em>White Florida<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"7827\" data-end=\"7830\" \/>Cross the <s>Bourne<\/s> Fasoli bridge and you are in &#8220;White Florida&#8221;. Older couples, golf carts, and guys whose entire personality is knowing the tide chart. Plus the best fried seafood you will ever have in your life.<\/p>\n<p><em>Wahm beaches<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The next zone is &#8220;Wahm beaches.&#8221; This is &#8220;the family Cape&#8221;. Here you&#8217;ll find plenty of moms in big hats yelling at their translucent children to &#8220;<em>Put more sunscreen on&#8221;<\/em> while the kids house Del&#8217;s lemonade. (I am fucking obsessed with Del&#8217;s)<\/p>\n<p><em>Wicked cold beaches<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"8141\" data-end=\"8144\" \/>Curl around the arm and you get &#8220;Wicked cold beaches&#8221;. The water is about 38 degrees in August. On a good day. You go in once, lose feeling in your legs, and then insist it was &#8220;so refreshing&#8221; while your teeth chatter out of your skull.<\/p>\n<p><em>Gaycationland<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"8364\" data-end=\"8367\" \/>At the very tip is &#8220;Gaycationland.&#8221; Provincetown. Drag brunch, rainbow flags, paintings you can&#8217;t afford, and nightlife that makes straight people look like they have never had fun correctly in their lives. (Fun fact &#8211; I saw my first over-the-pants handjob here when I was like 6 while waiting in line for ice cream behind a group of guys and am still in therapy all these years later.)<\/p>\n<p><em>The White Caribbean<\/em><\/p>\n<p><br id=\"isPasted\" data-start=\"8568\" data-end=\"8571\" \/>Finally the islands- &#8220;The White Caribbean.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nantucket and Martha\u2019s Vineyard.<\/p>\n<p>Everything costs triple or quadruple, and you will still happily pay it just to post one sunset from here, and pretend you have a boat.<\/p>\n<p>This map hits all the marks because every New Englander secretly agrees with it. We will talk trash endlessly about each other all day, Cows vs Cranberry Bogs vs Commies, but the second someone from outside the six-state bubble opens their mouth, we close ranks like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=oorC8yVE1BE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the Battle of The Bastards<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BONUS &#8211;\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t anything new, but there&#8217;s still a decent number of people out there who have never heard of &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/hoodmaps.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Hoodmaps<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to kill some time around the post-Thanksgiving dinner table this week, pull this baby up and pull up your city. Zoom in, neighborhood by neighborhood, and watch hilarity ensue.<\/p>\n<p>Here are a few of the best &#8211; Enjoy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoodmaps.com\/boston-neighborhood-map\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Boston<\/a> &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/25\/Screenshot-2025-11-25-at-4.19.20-PM.a4d63e77.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"b3HJZLNhC6ZLIh2yfSkGPXy7\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoodmaps.com\/chicago-neighborhood-map\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Chicago<\/a> &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1200 1200w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1920 1920w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=2048 2048w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.13-PM.841aa1bb.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=3840 3840w\" alt=\"\" data-image-provider=\"\" data-image-author=\"\" data-image-direct=\"\" data-image-tracking=\"\" data-image-id=\"mQXkhHlumlJBaWqcOfXsrOQt\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fr-fic fr-dib bs-image\" draggable=\"true\" src=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.26-PM.ffff8929.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.26-PM.ffff8929.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=320 320w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.26-PM.ffff8929.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=480 480w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.26-PM.ffff8929.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=640 640w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.26-PM.ffff8929.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=750 750w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.26-PM.ffff8929.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=828 828w, https:\/\/chumley.barstoolsports.com\/union\/2025\/11\/26\/Screenshot-2025-11-26-at-5.07.26-PM.ffff8929.png?fit=bounds&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;quality=85%2C75&amp;width=1080 1080w, 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